What everyone thinks of YOU on Follow Friday

This is directed to a very specific group of people around twitter. Yes I'm being passive aggressive.
This post is prompted by a comment from yesterday's post =)

This is what my @ mentions timeline will look like tomorrow. I have added commentary so you know what I think when I see you doing this.

12:01 fabFollower: #FF these awesome people @fabgeekling @selfPromoter1 @selfPromoter2 @legolas @gimli <---- what IT can happen.

12:02 @selfPromoter1 [Hey look people someone recommended me for follow Friday. I’m so important!! Here is proof] RT fabFollower: #FF these awesome people @fabgeekling @selfPromoter1 @selfPromoter2 @legolos @gimli

12:02 @selfPromoter1 THANKS! [Hey look people I’m thanking the person who recommended me. I have awesome twitter etiquette. Thanking publicly is important for your image. This makes people like you and want to follow you. I'm an awesome twitterer ] RT fabFollower: #FF these awesome people @fabgeekling @selfPromoter1 @selfPromoter2 @legolas @gimli

12:03 selfPromoter2 [oh wow look I got recommended for Follow Friday, here check it out] RT fabFollower: #FF these awesome people @fabgeekling @selfPromoter1 @selfPromoter2 @legolas @gimli

12:03 selfPromoter2 [WOW! we are SO important, my name is getting mentioned A LOT today, here check it out] RT @selfPromoter1 THANKS! RT fabFollower 1: #FF these awesome people @fabgeekling @selfPromoter1 @selfPromoter2 @legolas @gimli

8:00 randomFuckingPerson I agree! [hey look I don’t have any individual thoughts I will just RT other peoples list even if I myself am not following these people. This makes me look like I know what Follow Friday is. I like to pretend I'm good at twitter] RT @selfPromoter1 THANKS! RT fabFollower 1: #FF these awesome people @fabgeekling @selfPromoter1 @selfPromoter2 @legolas @gimli

and back to selfPromoter1

1:06 selfPromoter1 [geez I hope the people who were not twittering before know I got recommended for Follow Friday. Let’s just make sure they do.] RT selfPromoter2 RT fabFollower: #FF these awesome people @fabgeekling @selfPromoter1 @selfPromoter2 @self Promoter3 @selfPromoter4

WTF!!!!!

STOP retweeting the goddam list over and over again. This makes me think you have some sort of mental handicap and don't understand how twitter works. This DOES NOT make me want to follow you. In fact I want to block you. I want to block your f*cking internet and smash your computer into many tiny pieces.